What's French for 'Surprise Ripping Wedgie'?

Our wedgie intern Kajira suffered a great surprise wedgie recently, but you didn't think we'd let her off with just one, did you? Here we find her relaxing on a love seat, brushing up on her French language skills. You know, because those French guys loooove wedgies. Except, she apparently hasn't learned anything because she can't even say "wedgie" in French! So, she gets a surprise ripping wedgie in her cute, white fullback panties. (Plus, we get a great view of her awesome ass!) And Kajira, just so you know - it's "Surprise wedgie déchirant," well, at least according to Google!